President Kennedy on a summer day on the presidential yacht, Honey Fitz.
(via preppycollegeguy)
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
(via lepreas)
(Source: HpLyrikz.com, via mjean22)
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via newte)
(Source: notclarissa, via ken-n-barbie)
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
(Source: nothannibal, via rinalism)
(Source: corneliapornelia, via randomness-is-epic)
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki, via toinfinityandbeyonce)
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
(via rinalism)
(Source: tfm-intern, via conconscorner)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via tyleroakley)
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
(via rinalism)
